Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you very much for signing up to our new, all inclusive Evolution Plan (E Plan). We hope you will find it useful, and that by deploying it in all aspects of your life you will gain the kind of spiritual and personal growth that you seek.

As a short introduction, we are writing to you to confirm the details of available options, which includes the free bolt-on extra of an all-inclusive lifetime guarantee. (see below)

POINT 1

As a Premium Member of the E Plan, we confirm that you have access to any of the following methods of spiritual growth through tapasya and trial.

OPTIONS

A. Work Issues
B. Financial Issues
C. Relationship Issues
D. Health Issues
E. Left Sided Issues (e.g. lethargy, depression etc)
F. Right Sided Issues (e.g. stress, hypertension etc)
G. General Illusion Issues (aka Maya Syndrome)

As you know, you are allowed to select any option you require, to provide the personal tests yu need to introspect and grow, with the proviso that you must select a minimum of one and a maximum of two options only.